concentrate, concentrate!!!
cannot focus on readings for tomorrow's lecture. ultimate GIRL phenomenon has occurred. dwelling on repurcussions of agreeing to go watch theatre with hugh grant look-alike. gaaaaaaaaaah!!!
okay. so it's not necessarily a bad thing. and besides, it may not really be a date. but then, who goes to the theatre in a crowd? or as non-couples, at the least? not very many people. double gaaaah.
so it most likely IS a date. yes. now what???
this is what i get for being such an impulsive, eager-for-theatre-action lady. but like i said, it's not really a bad thing. i could be going out with, well, someone who does NOT look like hugh grant. harhar.
thinking about it is seriously impeding my reading. it is keeping me from my books!!! goodness gracious, stop the presses. we have an emergency here.
i have no idea what to wear.
whatagirl.
i can go on and on about what could happen, or what shouldn't happen, or what i DON'T WANT to happen. but nothing's happened yet, so why go that far?
BECAUSE I AM A GIRL.
gaaah.
i am going around in circles here, i know.
so you got asked out by an arguably cute and undeniably smart guy. who MAY be shorter than you are, but has other redeeming qualities. take it in, relish the moment, smile, and move on. get your reading done. the world stops for no one.
right. ten pages to go.
okay. so it's not necessarily a bad thing. and besides, it may not really be a date. but then, who goes to the theatre in a crowd? or as non-couples, at the least? not very many people. double gaaaah.
so it most likely IS a date. yes. now what???
this is what i get for being such an impulsive, eager-for-theatre-action lady. but like i said, it's not really a bad thing. i could be going out with, well, someone who does NOT look like hugh grant. harhar.
thinking about it is seriously impeding my reading. it is keeping me from my books!!! goodness gracious, stop the presses. we have an emergency here.
i have no idea what to wear.
whatagirl.
i can go on and on about what could happen, or what shouldn't happen, or what i DON'T WANT to happen. but nothing's happened yet, so why go that far?
BECAUSE I AM A GIRL.
gaaah.
i am going around in circles here, i know.
so you got asked out by an arguably cute and undeniably smart guy. who MAY be shorter than you are, but has other redeeming qualities. take it in, relish the moment, smile, and move on. get your reading done. the world stops for no one.
right. ten pages to go.








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"man hater dates hugh grant look alike and turns to jell-o"
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captain obvious said...
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"man hater dates hugh grant look alike and turns to jell-o"
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hehehe.
hee hee hee.
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
HOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOOOOOOO!
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHARHARHARHAR!
ROFLMAO!!!
*gasp for breath*
koff koff.
wheeze.
fongi fongi fongi.
truly our favorite man-hater of all time.
babae rin pala sya. whoddathunkit?
:P
in all seriousness...but i still can't stop laughing, my stomach is aching, hay kabag...pero seryoso talaga...all kidding aside...(ehehehehehe)...
it could be a simple theater date, no strings attached, or there could be more hidden intentions. you'll drive yourself nuts (even moreso than you are now) just thinking about it. just go ahead and have fun. enjoy the show.
(but what the hell would i know, i'm a ripped jeans & t-shirt kind of thug, i obviously don't do classy theater entertainment. or is it "theatres"?)
however, i'd just like to take this space to say that if you think what you're going through (the "What If" and "Clothes To Wear" part) is tough, guys have it harder.
guys have to do the bit about "Initiating Contact" and then "The Followup", all the while observing "Three Day Rule" while "Maintaining Signal to Noise Ratio Contact" and yadda yadda yadda.
uhm, bleh.
:P
having said that...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
gaaaah!!! it's on saturday!!! THIS SATURDAY!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR!!! aurgh. time to go shopping in the high streets of london. this is gonna set me back quite a number of months. kevin spacey had better be worth it. (i'm not dressing up for a celebrity look-alike, thank you.)
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but you'll turn to jell-o over him.
:)
Ey, what's "Maintaining Signal to Noise Ratio Contact"? Never heard of that. Anyone enlighten me?
Anyways, you go girl! Really excited for you! But these thug friends of yours are right. Just enjoy! Just wear something comfortable. I've already tried that date with an i-think-he's-my-dream-guy guy, but what I wore didn't matter. Chemistry is chemistry. Good luck and have a fab time!
this read truly made me smile... a very wide smile
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"Maintaining Signal to Noise Ratio Contact" - i dont know this one either.
is that like when a guy listens to a girl (signal) and keeps his mouth shut (noise)? or when the dude speaks (noise) he makes sure that he has good eye contact with his date (signal)? im lost too.
wahahaha! darn you overanalyzers!! hehehe!
thug, me?! haha!
since your gonna be watching kevin spacey perform, i feel its appropriate that you watch THE USUAL SUSPECTS, hahaha!!!
do something different with your hair and see if he notices, hehe!!
"maintaining signal to noise ratio contact" is maintaining contact with the subject, while playing it cool and appearing not to be too interested (lest one drive female specimen back with aggression).... yet attempting to establish some sort of rapport and all the while attempting to make it come across as natural.
but captain obvious' definition works too.
depending on context and situation.
bwahahahahaha!
and yeah, fongi, your love life is always good clean entertainment for us.
:D
*insert scooby doo giggle here*
Thanks for the 101!
And fongi, this is a lesson for me NOT to talk about my love life to guy friends.
Hahahahahhaa.
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